Sanos y Salvos en España

That’s right. To quote the Whos of Whoville: We Are Here!

The title of this blog will be the name of my next blog, to which my husband is considering contributing occasionally. This entry will be the Culmination of Culminating Triad, so if you are a subscriber, please check out the new one. I am hoping to get to that this week, during our final, surely, hotel stay, at least for this year.

When we occupy our new apartment in Barcelona starting on November first, we will have been living in hotels (23 nights), one vacation rental (4), friends’ homes (29) or a sold house being packed and evacuated (9) since August 27th, that is, for 65 nights. The nomadic lifestyle has become strangely routine. Nonetheless, when I awoke this morning and looked out the window I had a Where am I? moment.

Although we’ve stayed in every situation from luxury digs to a quick overnight, and locations from the Redwood Forest to the Chesapeake Watershed with a side trip to Brookline, Barcelona looks different. It also feels different. We feel safe here.

Well, as safe as one can be in this world. The people who disagree with my assertions… that humans should be free to choose our own companions, lifestyle, and religion; that human governments’ primary function is to enable their citizens’ ability to be housed, fed, and healthy while living as free people; and that Earth is a place we should protect, not destroy…are not confined to the US, unfortunately. Some of the ones in Argentina were in the news this morning, and majorities in countries on every populated continent are in favor of autocracy, theocracy, police/military control, or all three.

So many people who feel entitled to be judge, jury, and executioner for so many others!

But let’s end on a high and hopeful note. We got turned around between the taxi and the hotel yesterday, and a stranger who observed us amid a sea of luggage scrutinizing our phones stopped of his own accord to help. After that we had lunch at a fabulous Indian restaurant in our new neighborhood, and then slept for 14 hours. Today we awoke to a perfect (California?!) sky, endlessly deep blue and absolutely clear in every direction, with temperatures in the 70s.

Today we’ll be picking up our apartment keys and starting the search for gap furniture while waiting for the NYK Demeter to arrive with our stuff. She has cleared the Panama Canal though, and will dock in Hispaniola tomorrow. So much to look forward to–and blog about!

For all of you I wish that you have at least one perfect adventure, one that suits you, enriches you, and enables you to live your best life, the life you choose for yourself.

Love, Jo

Very Close to There

Are we there yet?, as in, Are my husband and I in Spain yet? Not yet, but very close.

The new news is that we have an apartment!

After rejecting several on their merits or lack thereof, being turned down by one landlord for being foreign, and missing a few great finds in this fast-moving market, we suddenly found ourselves with two applications accepted and a short time to decide whether to put a deposit on one of those or continue looking.

Eliminating the Continue Looking option was easy. We need to get out of here before flu season!

Both of these apartments are close to Ave Diagonal in the very northwest portion of Eixample, where it marks the boundary to Sarria and Gracia. The smaller one is a gem, with a huge master suite that includes a windowed gallery overlooking a leafy pedestrian way, and its building has a concierge. Sigh. A cozy retreat for us, but not much room for anyone else. 

The second apartment is 30 square meters larger, still with a large master area, but not ensuite. It has two other bedrooms, and all the bedrooms and the two baths are grouped together at one end of the apartment. The kitchen is opposite the front door, and the living spaces are at the other end. The living/dining area is spacious and has a balcony, though its not wide enough to dine on. The building was built in 1900 and the apartment has been renovated. The views are not as appealing as in the smaller apartment, but there is a lot of light. 

We chose that one, for the extra space and also because it has both A/C and heat. Many apartments in Barcelona seem to be lacking one or the other of those. 

I would link you to the listing, but the realtors took it down today! I guess they accepted the deposit we sent this weekend. I also have videos our agents posted on Whatsapp,  but I have not figured out out to share them.

In any case, we are here in charming Glen Burnie, MD, with water views in every direction, until Oct. 25th, when we will leave for Barcelona. We will be in  a hotel for about ten days while we register ourselves, find a bank, sign our lease, and arrange furniture rental, then occupy our new place starting Nov. 5. 

Furniture rental is a fun new addition to our to-do list. Our container MYK Demeter, rechristened by us as Slow Boat, won’t arrive until Dec. 14, so we need furniture between Nov. 5 and then. Moreover, our overpromising/underdelivering mover says clearing customs could take a week. We suspect it may be unwise to expect delivery during the festive season, since Barcelonians go big to celebrate Christian holy days, and we are having our kids out between Navidad and Año Nuevo.

We’re thinking we will allow a year to unpack when it does get here, because we have a lot of preferable activities planned. The joys of retirement know no bounds. 

 

Exhausted by Eventbrite

I just spent 20 minutes trying to buy tickets on Eventbright and I got so tired I decided to stop and write this instead. The event is some goofy little thing in a largish city park where are you drive through a 15-mile route and view Christmas lights. I guess maybe they’re sort of animated; an exploding volcano is mentioned. I guess there are some sort of special effects; special glasses are mentioned. I guess it’s very popular, because it was hard to find a time during which a ticket for my size of car, a regular passenger car, was available.

Each of the snags was picayune, yet they continued to pile up, perhaps like the light lava from that volcano. The first page came up with available times on today’s date only. So I picked another date and chose a time, only to discover that nothing is available for my car size. So I started at the top again, and again, experimenting with dates and times to try to spiral into one that has available tickets.

Is this an example of the time-saving convenience of ordering online, or just slovenly programing which we have come to accept? A site doing such a poor job should go out of business, but Eventbrite has become ubiquitous.

Finally I found an available slot that was not ideal, but livable. This led to the reveal that the price for these tickets is slightly more than their face value because there’s an extra fee. I don’t expect Eventbright to do this for free, but it sure would be nice if the price was just the price, with all that stuff included. Actors and janitors are paid also, but I don’t have to get involved.

Next I had the option of buying special glasses, although still no hints about what the glasses do for you, so I passed, on the principle that if you want me to buy something, you need to tell me why. I think I’m old school.

After that, I had to agree to a list of statements that are not true, such as, Do you agree that you have received the special directions to the event? –which I need because they are not accessible using a standard navigator and these tickets are non-refundable. But I didn’t have those directions at that time, since I was still buying the ticket.

Even so I proceeded to the next reveal, which was that two pairs of glasses are included with my ticket but I can buy more when I arrive. We were planning on bringing four people and I had started to get the idea that the glasses are necessary, but still no exclamation of why and no idea about how much this might cost.

How much could they be? It’s not the point. It’s the disrespect, requiring people to commit to undefined purchases for undefined reasons, using a website designed by someone who never heard of ergonomics.

I’ve been forced to use Eventbright before to see something I really wanted to see, and it has never been a good experience. But Ticketmaster is much, much worse. Their fees are not to be scoffed at; since the government passed the law forcing them to reveal the fees, I have found them to be around 30% of the ticket price.

Like everyone else, I’ve become accustomed to being able to buy things while sitting on my duff at home, but it’s so irritating I would almost rather go somewhere. When I get a chance to go to a box office, or even call one, it’s so nice to talk to someone who can explain the features of the different seating locations, and there’s rarely an extra fee. Recently I’ve bought several gifts in stores and I’m certain I ended up with different choices than I would have after looking at pictures online, because someone was supplying me with useful information.

I’m sure this seems like a petty rant, because it is. Instead of staring at a screen, parsing the little boxes, guessing at the meaning of the myriad symbols, and working on my carpal tunnel syndrome, I feel like I should just go walk by the ocean.

So I think I will do that. It’s much more impressive than a light volcano anyway.

Beyond Barcelona

We had such a great time on our vacation that my husband and I are thinking of canceling all the planned budgetary items that involve house improvements over the next few years in favor of going on more vacations. But where?

We definitely liked the city thing, that was perfect for us, and there are so many cities that I assumed we would have no trouble choosing destinations for however much time we have left, but this might not be the case. Today I happened to speak to a friend who visited Australia this summer, and she said it was impossible to get dinner or groceries there after about 8 PM, mostly because they don’t have enough people to work menial jobs and they very much do not want non-white people to enter their country. Even worse, the legal code treats Aboriginal people differently, as in they have different rights and are allowed to do different things compared to white people, by which I mean fewer things.

Countries that regulate residents by race are usually not on my must-visit list.

The same friend also felt that Germany was similar, at least in terms of closing early; I believe Germany is currently an enthusiastic recruiter of immigrants. I think Berlin might be a good fit for us, but not if it doesn’t have any nightlife. On the other hand, one of our sons went a few years ago and had no trouble finding nightlife so it may be specific to where one stays or what one seeks.

This leads one to think about what is it about a city that one really likes. Starting with myself as the first one, I would say diversity, energy, street life, fabulous public transportation, and a wide variety of interesting things to do and see. I like to take my time at home in the morning and then stay out late. I like for the city to be clean and well run, and for the neighborhood where I’m staying to be safe until at least midnight.

I guess we will be investigating the possibilities over the next few months or years.

Meanwhile, there’s always Paris and London, those work. Or we could even go back to Barcelona. Or maybe the Barcelona we experienced has already disappeared, like Brigadoon, and one can only savor the memories.

Barceloneta and Montjuic

I’m stateside now, but hoping to finish blogging some more of our trip before I forget it. We got home Monday evening and I slept 12 hours Monday and then 11 hours Tuesday, which is the day it is now. So I’m almost back to normal from the time zone perspective, and also in the sense that the memories are already slipping. I’m trying to sort through it by the dates on the pictures, but there is a definite possibility that the group of items I cover on this post didn’t actually happen on the same day.

Sometimes I feel like my brain is a bag of sand was a hole in it. There still does to be some stuff in there though, so maybe it’s a very, very small hole, or a poor metaphor.

Our Barcelona trip was entirely spent in four neighborhoods. Eixample, our home base, includes many small businesses, several Modernist buildings, and Sagrada Familia. West of it is Gràcia, which we only visited once, when we went to Park Guell. East of it is the Cuidad Vella, or Old City, which includes La Rambla, Gotic Barri, El Born, and Barceloneta and abuts the Mediterranean. South of both Eixample and Cuidad Vella is the huge neightborhood of Sants-Montjuic, which includes Montjuic, a bluff overlooking the water with both cultural and natural attractions, and the commercial port of Barcelona.

On March 3rd we started with our chef-led tapas-making class, which took place in the chef’s apartment in Barceloneta. It did not seem appropriate to take pictures inside someone else’s house, but we did get one from the balcony, which shows some of the many extra yachts in town to see the America’s cup races.

After the class we decided to take the tram from Barceloneta to Montjuic, a very good cardiac workout for a acrophobe such as myself. The tram ride is about six minutes long, extending between a tower on the beach and a land station about halfway up the bluff. I was clutching a pole in the middle, but my husband got pictures looking north toward the modern city, south at the commercial port, down from the midway point, and coming in for a landing.

Olympic venues from the 1992 games are scattered about the city, and we stopped at a concession near the Natatorium, which has a beautiful view. Sagrada Familia is shown by an arrow in the long shot and then again in a closeup. As you may remember, its highest tower when finished will be a few feet shorter than Montjuic, but the cranes seem to be a little taller than that.

We ended the afternoon at the Fundació Joan Miró, a fun museum at which I took zero pictures of the paintings though they were lovely. I did pose with a friend at the entrance, and took one picture of the Solar Bird, which appeared in many guises and sizes, often alongside the Lunar Bird. The last shot shows the accessible model of the facility, which was designed to be touched. There was another model for the sighted.

In contrast to pretty much all of our friends, my husband and I are visual art challenged, but we both really enjoyed the Miro. Amusingly, Miro also has a large mosaic installation on the street in La Rambla near the Liceu opera venue which we must have walked over at least three times yet never noticed. We looked at pictures later. It is huge, and brightly colored. Feel free to draw any conclusions that seem correct.

Gaudi’s Most Popular Site…

… Is certainly Sagrada Familia, which is also his most famous, as well as the largest structure by volume and height. Larger in site area, however, and much more popular as measured by visitor density, is Park Guell. These are the only two Gaudi sites one must pre-book in order to be assured of a visit.

Surely many more people visit S. Familia, but it’s such a large building that you can find a space for yourself even while surrounded by others. Park Guell is another story. The park itself covers 45 acres, but the Gaudi portions comprise only a fraction of that.

We started with a bus ride, on a city bus that was crowded when we got on and jammed by the time we reached our stop, at which two-thirds of the passengers dismounted. I greatly amused a companion by exclaiming, Surely all these people aren’t going to Park Guell!

They were.

Pathways and promenades, vistas and plazas, pavilions and viaducts, all were crawling with humanity. There were long lines for entry into buildings, stairs were packed railing-to-railing, and even to take a picture you had to wait for others to finish. It reminded me of the Mona Lisa, a small painting protected by thick glass, live guards, and velvet ropes, with a long line of hopefuls waiting for a brief glimpse.

Some–I mean all–of our photos contain people as well as things. This is the exit, originally designed as the main entrance to what was intended to be a gated community, but it was too far from Barcelona to attract tenants, so Gaudi sold it to the city as a park. It’s flanked by two lovely little houses but we didn’t get a picture of the entire expanse. It’s known as the Stairway to Heaven. I think this predates Led Zeppelin.

The Guardian of the Stairway, followed by a close-up of his hide.

Here’s one of many adorable edifices that most people of the time didn’t want to move this far to live in. There are several, mostly repurposed as museums with additional entry fees, but all the structures are of this ilk. This could be a restroom for all I remember.

Here’s a closer look at the top of the colonnade that crowns the Stairway entrance. It is a plaza outlined by a very long Dragon Bench. You can some heads poking up, representing a few of the hundreds of people on the plaza.

My husband took that picture from our favorite spot, a relatively unvisited promenade perhaps 200 meters long, near a small forest. It was quiet enough to hear cries of the ubiquitous monk parakeets, and included the statue of the water-bearing woman below.

The original entrance is the tourist exit, as I mentioned. The tourist entrance is near the top of the park, where one can find a colonnade that is sort of a precursor of the forest nave of S. Familia in the way the columns form a canopy at the top. Note some are tilted, as real trees would be.

From the top, or close to the top is a view of far-away Barcelona and the Mediterranean Sea, with which I will end this post.

Casa Batlló

Our first eleven days in Barcelona were slow with respect to visitors. After that, we scheduled three consecutive couples staying six, five, and four days. We’re in the midst of that now, and I have not any time to blog. Too busy having fun! After today, I may not get another chance until I’m home in California.

I do have a little time this afternoon though, so I’m going to write about the Gaudi edifice mentioned in the title. This one I found truly impressive, the most fanciful and creative of all the ones I plan to see on this trip. It’s a single-family home with a theme of marine life and an interior composed of wood, tile, and stucco arranged in a series of nature-mimicking curves. In addition to being beautiful, it is well-engineered and ergonomic.

All the words in the world can’t do it justice, and I was so stunned I didn’t take a lot of pictures, so I’m hoping these few will help you imagine the rest. Let’s start in the dining room, looking at the ceiling.

Next is the door entering the dining room from from the study. Notice the texture of the walls. The tri-fold wooden door makes a perfect seal with the complex shape above the opening.

This is the front window of the dining room looking out onto the main street. Keep that marine environment theme in your mind. Also notice the crowds; this is a popular site, though hardly Gaudi’s most popular. There are latches between the lowest windows and those above them, shown in the second shot below.

This window can become a balcony! First open all the latches roughly at waist level across the entire opening, then find a hinged, vertical panel at your left which conceals a lever. That moves the upper windows in some manner–we did not see this done–leaving the lower portion with the latches now serving as the railing to an open balcony.

Your many notice the street Passeig de Gracia, is particularly crowded. This was October 6, and there was another large free Palestine demonstration, the second we’ve seen.

Finally I will reveal the facade. The configurable balcony would open the upper part of the middle of the second story, which is the lowest level shown in this shot. Also notice the serrated wall at the top which forms a dragon’s back. You’ll see the other side of that later.

Now for a few random glimpses. There are two ground to roof openings to circulate light and air, which fill the entire structure wonderfully. Those shafts look like this from the inside.

There are some gorgeous stairwells of many different designs. Here’s one.

Even the simplest features seem fluid and biological.

Now let’s skip to the roof. Instead of making 27 holes for the 27 chimneys, Gaudi grouped them, making the roof seem spacious and exposing views of Barcelona at many angles. In this shot you can see the central skylight at the left, one group of eight chimneys, and a portion of the features at the front of the building, including the one known as the dragon’s back, which conceals a clever water distribution system. The roof includes a concession where one can enjoy a drink al fresco. After all those stairs, we were happy to indulge.

Gaudi made a model of the exterior. According to an interpretive sign I don’t completely believe, he directed the construction using only this, no other drawings or plans. And yes, the sign was in English.

I have no more words to summarize this creation than I did to introduce it, so I will bid farewell.

Sagrada Familia

The name of this consecrated, minor Roman Catholic basilica is translated as “the holy family” in English, so I’m going to refer to it herein as HF, since SF means San Francisco to me. HF is a little overwhelming, and I’m not really even going to try to do it justice.

The pictures will tell most of the story as far as architecture is concerned. HF is not complete, even though construction started in the 1800s, and its main architect, Gaudi, died in 1926. The basic plan is a very unconventional-looking cathedral surrounded by 18 towers, honoring the twelve apostles, the four authors of the Gospels, Mary, and Jesus. All have been constructed but only six are currently erected. There are also three facades, nativity, passion, and glory, though only the first two are complete.

The exterior is covered with reliefs, particularly around the nativity entrance, where they depict events associated with the birth of Christ. The passion entrance is more austere, displaying events associated with His death. I am guessing the glory entrance decor will relate to Christ’s ascension.

The level of detail cannot be exaggerated, and can hardly be comprehended in person. I would not be surprised if every mention of Christ in the Bible and other texts is represented somewhere in this edifice. There are also other references, perhaps designed to appeal to the global community, such as lists of sacred sites all over the world and messages in many different languages.

Although extraordinarily religious, Gaudi was also inspired by nature, and believed that man’s work should not exceed God’s. For that reason the apex of HF will be slightly lower than the height of nearby Montjuic.

The cathedral includes a nave transected by an apse, cloisters and choirs, an altar and a crypt (where Gaudi lies), yet is not obviously comparable to any other cathedral in most respects. The major supporting columns, composed of various woods based on the weight each must bear, reach straight up toward the ceiling then branch into a tree-like canopy on reaching it, leading the audioguide to refer to the nave as “the forest.” Below is a closeup of the branching, followed by a longer view toward the altar.

You may feel the tour is just getting started, and if you were there that would be true, but this is about as much as I can handle. We purposely chose our tour for an afternoon time so we could see the western windows aglow, so I’m including a picture of those, and the eastern ones as well, because they look great, too. You will easily be able to identify them by the associated coloring.

I’ve tried to be respectful here in terms of capitalization of religious terms, but also not to go overboard with that. While I was in the moment, the audioguide murmuring in my ear, I was mesmerized, hardly aware of those nearby or any physical reality outside of HF, but eventually the trance was broken. While I have great appreciation for beautiful religious monuments and inspiring classical masses, HF is a whole new level. Should we expend this sort of effort and labor and human genius for more than a century toward metaphysical ends?

Sometimes I feel we could it be living like the Jetsons if we were a little more interested in improving humanity’s physical well-being and enjoyment. Better yet, we could try to achieve peace on earth, good will toward men, not performatively as at a church service, but daily, at every level of society, for every category of employment, and as our most sacred, admired, and rewarded measure of merit.

Barcelona: Day Two of 24

After four years of dreaming and six months of planning, we have finally started our first true retirement vacation, in Barcelona. As a routine-oriented homebody I had some trepidation about this trip before it happened, but in the moment I couldn’t be happier.

I managed to manipulate my medical team into getting me into my Velcro cast the day before we left, and I survived the 11 1/2 hour flight with nothing worse than sleep deprivation and swollen ankles. Since we arrived in our Eixample neighborhood apartment, it’s been pure magic. Our neighborhood is lively and safe, the city is beautiful, every person has been very friendly, the language “barrier” is just not a problem, and we are so relaxed we’re pretty much ready to move here, or we might be if we weren’t too old.

Because of the tension between Catalonia and the Castilian government of Spain, Barcelona was not allowed to remove its city walls until late in the 19th century, after most other major cities of Europe had done so. The delay allowed Barcelona to learn from some of their mistakes, so the expansion was careful to incorporate local artisans and architects, to place beauty and equity over efficiency, and to prioritize the needs of pedestrians over vehicle operators-not always, and not always forever, but often, and very much as an ongoing discussion.

Eixample, which means expansion in Catalan, was the first area to extend outside the city walls, so it has regular blocks of one-quarter kilometer per side, with every intersection forming an octagon by cutting off the corner of the four blocks that meet. This creates a bit of a scrum for both vehicles–including bicycles, motor scooters, monowheels, emergency vehicles, buses, and delivery vehicles–and people, with the borders between streets and sidewalks somewhat blurred.

While this may sound dangerous, it provides more visibility for both pedestrians and operators and more open space in front of buildings. Everyone has to be alert, which allows them to make suitable decisions. We’ve noticed crosswalk controls being treated quite practically: Operators with a red light who notice the crosswalk is empty may proceed, whereas pedestrians with a red symbol may notice there are no cars and also proceed, yet no one seems to do so when inappropriate. It’s actually empowering, and also engenders trust.

While planning the trip I read a lot of things about Barcelona that I appreciate. Although the decision is controversial and still under stress, there is a statute that would eliminate apartment rentals to tourists within two years, forcing them to stay in hotels. This is a simple remedy to the problem of the tourist business snapping up all the real estate, which raises housing costs for people who live there.

We could totally use this in Santa Cruz, a poster city for high housing costs, homelessness, and shuttered businesses, all of which have worsened every year since we moved there. Santa Cruzans, we love you, but you have to stop blaming UCSC for these problems. We can do something to fix them!

Back to Barcelona, there are areas that are free to enter if you are a resident and require a small fee if you are not, which is also the case in San Francisco, and I think it makes sense. All residents should get more benefit and less penalty from the tourists flocking to the desirable place in which they live, not just those lucky or wealthy enough to have snapped up property in advance, and those over-propertied owners should be willing to share.

It’s not because of them that people want to come visit, and those visits won’t stop when the city becomes more livable for residents.

My husband and I are trying to be very good tourists. Although we did rent an apartment, a splurge we justified by the fact that we haven’t vacationed in Europe since 2001, we were careful to choose one that is officially approved by the government and to pay the extra visitor fees for ourselves and our guests. So far we’ve been eating in local establishments in which we find ourselves the sole English-speakers, including the employees. We haven’t done much shopping, but we’re planning to seek out the local craft establishments that remain, many of which have been closed in recent years.

This is not entirely due to tourism; Barcelonians are just as likely as anyone to be tempted by the convenience of Amazon and the predictability of chain stores. But we don’t have to pile on. We are delighted to do what we can to keep Barcelona delightful!